“So, how are you getting along with your gorgeous new girlfriend?”

“Not so good. I asked her whether she could learn to love me.”

“Yeah — and?”

“She asked how much I was willing to spend on her education.”

One Liner
“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.”

Thought for the day
Everything you have is a gift from God. He’s generous and he wants you to be generous too. The Bible says, “A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed” (Proverbs 11:25 NIV).