The judge was in a kind mood as he questioned the prisoner: “What are you charged with?” he asked.

“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.

“That’s not a crime,” replied the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”

“Before the store opened.”

One Liner
If there was a Pessimist Award, I doubt if I could win it.

Thought for the day
Leviticus 26:11-12
I will make my dwelling among you [God says]. And I will walk among you and will be your God, and you shall my people.

God is interested in relationship. God is interested in being near to His people.  Proximity matters to God.  He doesn’t want to be just some god out there that we hear about