“Fine Request”

A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. “Mr. Brewster,” the judge said, “you are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150.”

After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster’s lawyer stood up and said, “Your Honor, my client is a little short at this time. He has only $125 in his pocket, but if you would allow him a few minutes in the crowd…”

One Liner
For what kind of tooth can you be sure the tooth fairy will leave exactly one dollar? A buck tooth

Thought for the day
“I will climb up into my watchtower…” Habakkuk 2:1 (NLT)

The Prophet Habakkuk says, “I will climb into my watchtower ….” This is his way of saying; ‘I’m going to get alone with God.’