Famous Last Words (part 1)

“Are you sure the power is off?”
“Don’t be so superstitious.”
“He’s probably just hibernating.”
“I can do that with my eyes closed.”
“I wonder where the mother bear is?”
“I’ll get a world record for this.”
“I’ll hold it and you light the fuse.”
“And that one over there, the red flashing one, what does that mean?”
“I’m making a citizen’s arrest.”
“It’s fireproof.”
“It’s strong enough for both of us.”
“I’ve done this before.”

One Liner
“Money isn’t everything – just look at Henry Ford with all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!”

Thought for the day
The Bible explains the root of evil: “This is the crisis we’re in: God’s light streamed into the world, but men and women everywhere ran for the darkness … because they were not really interested in pleasing God” (John 3:19, Message). We’re far more interested in pleasing ourselves than we are in pleasing the one who made us.