“How did you lose your job at the dress shop?” a woman asked her friend.

“Well, after trying on about 25 dresses, the customer said to me, ‘I think I’d look nicer in something flowing.'”

“How did that get you fired?” she asked

I suggested, “How about the Mississippi?”

One Liner
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Thought for the day
“If we confess our sins to God, he will keep his promise and do right: he will forgive us our sins and purify us from all our wrongdoing” (1 John 1:9 TEV).

How do you do that? You do it through confession. Augustine said, “The confession of bad works is the beginning of good works.”