Bacon and eggs walk into a bar after a long day of being bacon and eggs. They walk up to the bartender and ask for a beer.

The bartender takes one look at them and says, “Sorry fellas, but we don’t serve breakfast.”

One Liner
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Thought for the day
“Do not conform yourselves to the standards of this world, but let God transform you inwardly by a complete change of your mind.” (Romans 12:2a TEV)

The way we act is determined by the way we feel. The way we feel is determined by the way we think. If we want to change the way we act, we have to change the way we think. If we want to change a habitual pattern of improper anger management — pouting, blowing up, criticizing, etc. — then we need to have some mental reconditioning.

Let God’s Word fill your thoughts, you will be transformed by the renewing of your mind. It’s going to change you.