Humor – November 3

“A Woman’s Prayer”
 
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him: and
Patience for his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for strength,
I’ll beat him to death!
Amen!

One Liner
A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.

Thought for the day
“I am like a caravan, lost in the desert searching for water.” (Job 6:18 CEV)

If you feel like God is a million miles away, guess who moved? God didn’t move; you did.

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