Humor -November 16

College Applicant

Parents can be very upset when their children don’t get into the college of their choice.

As an admissions counselor for a state university, I took a call from an irate mother who was demanding to know why her daughter had been turned down. Avoiding any mention of the transcript full of D’s, I explained that her daughter just wasn’t as “competitive” as the admitted class.

“Why doesn’t she try anther school for a year and then transfer?” I suggested.

“Another school!” exclaimed the Mother. “Have you seen her grades?”

One Liner
“Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?”

Thought for the day
God is able to make all grace abound to you, so that in all things at all times, having all that you need, you will abound in every good work. 2 Corinthians 9:8 (NIV)

I did a little Greek study of the word “all” and this is what I discovered: the word “all” means “all.”

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