A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family for Christmas. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
 
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

One Liner
You know you are getting old when Santa starts looking younger.

Thought for the day
The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth. John 1:14