Humor – January 16

A little boy said to his mother and father, “I want a little baby sister. All my friends have baby sisters.”

“Well, you pray for one, and if it’s God’s will, He will give you one.”
He prayed for months and finally forgot it.

Then one day they took him to grandmothers, and when he returned, his father took him to his mother’s bed.

His father pulled down the cover and said, “Look, son, a little baby sister.”
Then he pulled the cover down a little more, and another little sister.
Then he pulled the cover down a little more, and another little sister.
“Son,” he said, “Aren’t you glad you have three baby sisters? Aren’t you glad you prayed for a baby sister?”

“Yep,” the little boy replied, “but aren’t you glad I quit when I did?” 

One Liner
“I’m a light eater – as soon as it’s light, I start to eat.”

– Art Donovan

Thought for the day
“Let go of your concerns! Then you will know that I am God. I rule the nations. I rule the earth” (Psalm 46:10 GW).

Every day, you have to decide who’s going to be in control of your life — you or God.

 

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