A Marine Corps drill instructor had just chewed out a new recruit. At the end of his rant, he said, “I guess when I die you’ll come and dance on my grave.”

The kid said, “Not me, sir. I promised myself that when I got out of the Marines, I’d never stand in another line.”

One Liner
Really??? Paper beats rock?! Next time someone says, “I’ll throw a rock at you,” just try to only hold up a piece of paper!

Thought for the day
“Anyone who calls upon the name of the Lord will be saved.” Romans 10:13 (LB)

Jesus doesn’t say he’s a good way, or a nice way, or even the best way. He says, “I’m it.”