Married fifty years, the happy couple revealed their secrets for wedded bliss:

Him: “Never be selfish.  There is no ‘I’ in the word ‘marriage.'”

Her: “Never correct your husband’s spelling.”

One Liner
If all else fails, stop using all else.

Thought for the day
“For Christ also suffered once for sins, the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God” 1 Peter 3:18a

Why did Jesus have to die? Because he alone was able to pay for your sins. You deserved punishment, but Jesus paid the penalty for you.