I haven’t checked snopes.com to see if this actually works or not . . .

but they say that if you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked, you should sniff some Windex first.

It’ll keep you from streaking!

One Liner
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire when you can’t start a camp fire with a whole book of matches?

Thought for the day
“Keep my commands in your heart, for they will prolong your life many years and bring you prosperity.” Proverbs 3:1-2 (NIV)

God says, “If you do what I tell you to do with your health, you will enjoy a long life.”