It was a formal banquet.  The minister had just finished saying grace when a waiter spilled a bowl of steaming soup into his lap.

The clergyman silently sizzled, then cried in anguished tones, “Will a layman please make some appropriate remarks?”

One Liner
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Thought for the day
“Wise men and women are always learning, always listening for fresh insights”
Proverbs 18:15

One of the most important roles you have in life is as a student. Jesus wants us to be disciples. That’s just another word for learner. You’re learning what it means to follow Christ.