Little Johnny and his mother returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.  Little Johnny opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

“What are you doing?” his mother asked.

“It says not to eat them if the seal is broken,” Little Johnny explained. “I’m looking for the seal.”

One Liner
I told the doctor that I was allergic to cotton. He gave me some pills for the condition, but I couldn’t get them out of the bottle.

Thought for the day
“Do yourself a favor and learn all you can; then remember what you learn and you will prosper” Proverbs 19:8

Many people spend their younger years getting an education. Hopefully, that commitment to education continues. We should all become lifelong learners.