“Dad, I think the Smiths next door are angry at us.”

“Why is that?”

“They’re probably mad because our dog can retrieve the newspaper, and theirs can’t.”

“How could you possibly know that? We don’t even subscribe to the paper.”

“Yeah, that’s probably got something to do with it, too.”

One Liner
I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows…and a foundation leaks, and a ball game gets rained out, and a car rusts, and…

Thought for the day
What is impossible with man is possible with God Luke 18:27

God specializes in the impossible. It’s called a miracle, and he can do it in your life! He is ready to turn your dead end into deliverance.