“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary on the first day of registration.

“He’s a magician,” said the new boy.

“How exciting. What’s his best trick?”

“He saws people in half.”

“How impressive! Now, do you have any brothers or sisters?”

“Yep…one half brother and two half sisters.”

One Liner
My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.

Thought for the day
“When you pray and you ask for something, believe that you have received it and you will be given what you asked for” Mark 11:24

Faith is not believing God can do something. Faith is not hoping he will do something. Faith is thanking God in advance.