Golf Lesson

This fellow’s wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf.

Finally, one morning he relented and off they went. The first hole was a par 3, 179 yards, and very pretty. The husband stepped up first and said, “Now watch me, and do the same thing.” He hit a beautiful shot and landed on the green with about 30 feet to the cup.

The wife stepped up, drilled her ball, causing it to hook, ricochet off a tree, bounce off a rock and roll up onto the green – dropping into the cup.

The husband looked at this, and said, “OK, now you know how to play, let’s go home.”

One Liner
“Okay, I have a million awesome clip art images. Now what?”

Thought for the day
Cornelius’ family in the book of Acts: “He and all his family were devout and God-fearing; he gave generously to those in need and prayed to God regularly” (Acts 10:2 NIV).

What a great legacy! Wouldn’t you like to have people writing that about you and your family one day?