Tow Request
The minister’s car wouldn’t start and so he called the garage to come and tow it in for repairs. When the truck driver appeared at his house to get the car, the minister says, “I hope you go easy on me. You know I’m only a poor preacher.”

“I know,” replied the tow truck driver… “I’ve heard you preach.”

One LINER
“It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your hips.”

Thought for the day
Proverbs 22:24 says, “Do not make friends with a hot-tempered person, do not associate with one easily angered” (NIV).

Do you know why? Because uncontrolled anger reveals deep insecurity and low self-worth.