Humor – April 29

Toilet Repair

Because I couldn’t unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non- plumber. Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which belonged to my five-year-old son.

I painstakingly got all the toilet parts together again, the tank filled, and I flushed it. However, it didn’t work much better than before! As I pondered what to do next, my son walked into the bathroom. I pointed to the purple dinosaur I had just dislodged and told him that the toilet still wasn’t working.

“Did you get the green one, too?” he asked.

One LINER
“My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it is gone.”

Thought for the day
John 9:6
Having said this, he spit on the ground, made some mud with the saliva, and put it on the man’s eyes.

What faith the blind man acted on in his walk to Siloam to wash! All through the crowd with mud on his face!!

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