“Our last fight was really my fault. My wife asked, ‘What’s on the TV?’

And I said, ‘Dust!'”

One Liner
“You may not like Mondays, but they are one-seventh of your life.”

Thought for the day
“These things I plan won’t happen right away. Slowly, steadily, surely, the time approaches when the vision will be fulfilled. If it seems slow, do not despair, for these things will surely come to pass. Just be patient! They will not be overdue a single day!” Habakkuk 2:3, LB