Humor – April 29

There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

“Well,” she said, “I think I’ll braid my hair today.” So she did and she had a wonderful day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.

“H-M-M, ” she said, “I think I’ll part my hair down the middle today.” So she did and she had a grand day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head.

“Well,” she said, “Today I’m going to wear my hair in a pony tail.” So she did and she had a fun, fun day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn’t a single hair on her head.

“YEAH!” she exclaimed, “I don’t have to fix my hair today!”

Attitude is everything.

One Liner
Arriving for a visit, a woman asked her small grand daughter, “How do you like your new baby brother?”

“Oh, he’s all right,” the child shrugged. “But there were a lot of things we needed more.”

Thought for the day
How you can know that you’ve been effectively putting God’s Word into practice —
You’ll have a clean mind: “keep oneself from being polluted by the world” James 1:27 NIV



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