Humor – April 28

A man who hadn’t attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday mornings instead of going fishing as was his normal habit.

The pastor was highly gratified and at the end of service one morning told him, “How wonderful it makes me feel to see you at services with your good wife!”

“Well, Preacher,” said the fisherman, “Quite honestly, it’s a matter of choice. I’d much rather hear your sermon than hers.”

One Liner
Did you hear about that study that says obesity might be caused by a virus? Tomorrow I think I’ll stay home from work and just call in fat.

Thought for the day
How you can know that you’ve been effectively putting God’s Word into practice —
You’ll have a caring heart: “Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this: to look after orphans and widows in their distress” James 1:27 NIV

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