He: “This article says women use about 30,000 words a day, whereas men only use 15,000 words.”

She: “That’s probably because a woman has to say everything twice.”

He: “…What?”

One Liner
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Thought for the day
John 13:17, Jesus tells his followers: “Now that you know these things, you will be blessed if you do them”. The blessings of the Bible come when you put its teachings into practice.