I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a Saturday night, I was finishing up the dinner shift at one restaurant and hurrying to report to work at the second place, but I was delayed because one table kept sending back an order of hash browns, insisting they were cold. I replaced them several times, but still the customers were dissatisfied.

When I was able to leave, I raced out the door and arrived at my second job. A server immediately handed me my first order.

“Make sure these hash browns are hot,” she said, “because these people just left a restaurant down the street that kept serving them cold ones.”

One Liner
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee it cleans the toilet!

Thought for the day
“Since only your rules can give me wisdom and understanding, no wonder I hate every false teaching.”  Psalm 119:104 TLB

The only way to really know what’s fake is to know what’s real.