Humor – August 19

“My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Chevy, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Buick.”

“Really? What did he get?”

“Fifteen years for theft.”

One Liner
If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”

Thought for the day
“When the Spirit of truth comes, he will lead you into all truth” John 16:13 NCV

Sometimes God does this for your benefit. But sometimes he does it for someone else’s benefit. God lets you share the truth he’s shown you.

God’s Spirit will also help you get where you need to go.

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