Little Johnny’s mom was worried.  She hadn’t seen her elderly neighbor, Mrs. Goldbaum, in days.

She asked: “Johnny, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Goldbaum is?”

A few minutes later, Johnny returned.

Mom: “Well, is she all right?”

Johnny: “She’s fine, except that she’s mad at you.”

Mom: “At me?  Whatever for?”

Johnny: “She said its none of your business how old she is.”

One Liner
As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought dogs are easily amused. Then I realized I was watching a dog chasing his tail.