No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid.  Sing along with these new takes on old favorites: (Part 1)

* Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly 

* We three kings of porridge and tar

* On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me 

* Later on we’ll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

* He’s makin’ a list, chicken and rice.

* Noel, noel, noel, noel; Barney’s the king of Israel.

* With the jelly toast proclaim

One Liner
No two things are the same, no matter how you look at them