No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid.  Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

* Olive, the other reindeer.

* Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say 

* Sleep in heavenly peas 

* In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown 

* You’ll go down in listerine 

* Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay 

* Come, froggy faithful 

* You’ll tell Carol, “Be a skunk, I require”

* Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

One Liner
What is King Wenceslas’ favorite pizza?
One that’s deep pan, crisp, and even.