OUR PETS DURING QUARANTINE
Please don’t walk me again. Watch Netflix. Read a book. But leave me alone.
This quarantine has me realizing why my dog gets so excited about something moving outside. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told no if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
Day 33 of quarantine and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture.”
Get a human they said. Hardly ever home they said.
Why are the annoying servants staying in my home all day now??
The human has been working from day the last few days. Every so often he lets me participate in his online meetings. All the other humans cheer when they see me. I am the only thing keep their company together.
Stay home. Practice social distancing. Clean yourself often. OH NO! We’re becoming cats!
Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.