Humor – January 27

At a wedding ceremony that I was performing, I raised my hand to give the final blessing. 

The bride misunderstood my gesture and surprised me with a high-five. 

Not wanting to exclude the groom, I offered him a high-five, too. 

I was finally able to get my blessing in, amid the laughter of the guests. 

One Liner

Redneck murders are harder to solve. All the DNA  matches and there are no dental records.

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