Humor – February 22

Leaving church one Sunday, a woman said to her husband, “Do you think that Flanagan girl is dyeing her hair?” 

“I didn’t even see her,” replied the husband. 

“And that skirt Mrs. Jones was wearing,” continued the wife. “Don’t tell me you thought that was appropriate attire for a mother of four??” 

“I’m afraid I didn’t notice that either,” said the husband. 

“Huh!” scoffed the wife. “A lot of good it does bringing YOU to church.”

[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]

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