Humor – April 12

A burglar broke into the home of a good Quaker gentleman.

From upstairs, the Quaker heard the noises below and realized there was an intruder.

He took his hunting rifle to the top of the stairs and announced: “Friend, I mean to do thee no harm, but where thou standest is where I am about to shoot.”

One Liner
Don’t just tell me I’m burning the candle at both ends — tell me where to get more wax!!

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