Humor – May 3

ADVICE FROM AN OLD FARMER
Part 1

~ Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.  
~ Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. 
~ Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. 
~ A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
~ Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled. 
~ Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight. 
~ Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads. 
~ Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. 
~ It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge. 
~ You can’t unsay a cruel word. 
~ Every path has a few puddles. 
~ When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. 
~ The best sermons are lived, not preached.
~ Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway. 

One Liner
I was gong to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn’t find it.

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