On the way to preschool, a doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 

Be still, my heart, thought the doctor, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps and be a doctor! 

Then the child spoke into the instrument: “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order?” 

One Liner
Confession without repentance is just bragging.