CLEVER WORDS FOR CLEVER PEOPLE

~ ARBITRAITOR – A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s

~ BERNADETTE – The act of torching a mortgage.

~ BURGLARIZE – What a crook sees through

~ AVOIDABLE – What a bullfighter tries to do

~ EYEDROPPER – Clumsy ophthalmologist

~ CONTROL – A short, ugly inmate.

~ COUNTERFITTER – Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

~ ECLIPSE – What an English barber does for a living.

~ LEFT BANK – What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.

~ HEROES – What a man in a boat does

~ PARASITES – What you see from the Eiffel Tower

~ PARADOX – Two physicians

~ PHARMACIST – A helper on a farm

~ POLARIZE – What penguins see through

~ PRIMATE – Remove your spouse from in front of TV

~ RELIEF – What trees do in the spring

~ SELFISH – What the owner of a seafood store does

~ SUDAFED – Brought litigation against a government official

One Liner

How do you start a fairy tale in the modern age?
“If elected, I promise…”