CLEVER WORDS FOR CLEVER PEOPLE
~ ARBITRAITOR – A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s
~ BERNADETTE – The act of torching a mortgage.
~ BURGLARIZE – What a crook sees through
~ AVOIDABLE – What a bullfighter tries to do
~ EYEDROPPER – Clumsy ophthalmologist
~ CONTROL – A short, ugly inmate.
~ COUNTERFITTER – Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
~ ECLIPSE – What an English barber does for a living.
~ LEFT BANK – What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
~ HEROES – What a man in a boat does
~ PARASITES – What you see from the Eiffel Tower
~ PARADOX – Two physicians
~ PHARMACIST – A helper on a farm
~ POLARIZE – What penguins see through
~ PRIMATE – Remove your spouse from in front of TV
~ RELIEF – What trees do in the spring
~ SELFISH – What the owner of a seafood store does
~ SUDAFED – Brought litigation against a government official
How do you start a fairy tale in the modern age?
“If elected, I promise…”