Elf: “Santa, we’ve finished making mints for every child.”

Santa: “Mints?”

Elf: “Yeah, you said make Altoids.”

Santa: “I said make all toys.”

Elf: “Altoids!”

Santa: “All toys.”

Elf: “Well this is a disappoint-mint.”

One Liner

Christmas is a holiday during which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.