THE GIFTS NOT WANTED
~ The Duncan Yo — Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties.
~ 5,200 Pick Up — a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game.
~ Super Soaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches.
~ Doggie Dentist — Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.
~ Cuisin-Art — Turns mommy’s food processor into a spinning paint tool.
~ Chocolate Covered Lead Soldiers.
Dear Santa, Before I try to explain myself, how much do you already know?