Humor – April 1

Scientists on a research vessel were astonished to find out that the boat’s captain, although fully trained and licensed, had never learned to swim.

“Is it true?” one of them asked incredulously. “You, a boat captain, can’t swim?”

“No, I can’t,” he replied. “Can pilots fly?”

One Liner

I can’t stand people who look down on people who look down on people.

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