The Real Meaning of Hotel Descriptions 

Old world charm > No bath

No extra fees > No extras

Nominal fee > Outrageous charge

Standard > Sub-standard

Deluxe > Standard

Superior > One free shower cap

Cozy > Small

All the amenities > Two free shower caps

Plush > Top and bottom sheets

One Liner

There was the person who sent ten puns to friends with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.