Humor – August 4

A couple is watching the news.  They hear that a beautiful actress is marrying an athlete who’s famous for his lack of IQ and common sense.

Husband: “I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives!”

Wife: “Why thank you, dear!”

One Liner

People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.

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