One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. 

Slamming on the brakes, the son said, “I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny.” 

His father replied, “It’s okay son—you missed it by a hare.”

One Liner

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!