A SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER REPORTS:

~ With your eyes closed for prayer, anything can happen in a room full of preschoolers.

~ Prayer requests reveal a lot about parents.

~ Cheap glue adheres to skin.

~ Kool Aid and song motions do not mix.

~ Girls are superior to boys.

~ There IS a doggie Heaven.

~ Parachute games should not be used in a room with a chandelier.

~ Church maintenance men do not have a sense of humor.

~ Animal crackers can be sneezed out the nose.

~ There are good reasons why pastor’s kids have a bad reputation.

One Liner

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.