A SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER REPORTS:
~ With your eyes closed for prayer, anything can happen in a room full of preschoolers.
~ Prayer requests reveal a lot about parents.
~ Cheap glue adheres to skin.
~ Kool Aid and song motions do not mix.
~ Girls are superior to boys.
~ There IS a doggie Heaven.
~ Parachute games should not be used in a room with a chandelier.
~ Church maintenance men do not have a sense of humor.
~ Animal crackers can be sneezed out the nose.
~ There are good reasons why pastor’s kids have a bad reputation.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.