·  Why do leprechauns bow when the weather’s bad? To make a rain-bow.

·  What happens when you call a leprechaun short? He gets O’ffended.

·  What kind of spells do leprechauns use? Lucky Charms!

·  What’s small, lucky, and green all over? A leprechaun who recycles.

One Liner

What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick’s Day? You’re very clover!