What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie?
He didn’t have the guts.

What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
A numb-skull.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.

Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?
Anywhere, as long as it’s a hip joint.

Do you know any skeleton jokes?
Yes, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite song?
“Bad to the Bone.”

One Liner

Why was Cinderella bad at football?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.