Grandma looked out her window and saw Johnnie digging a hole in his back
yard. 

She went out and asked Johnnie what he was doing. He told her he was burying
his parakeet. She said that he was digging a big hole for a little bird. 

Little Johnnie looked at her and said that the bird was in her cat.

One Liner

When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Forgive my French” just
after a swear word. I’ll never forget my first day of French Language class.