When I was a girl my momma would send me down to the corner store with $1.00.

I’d come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, and 6 eggs. 

You can’t do that now…too many security cameras.

One Liner

When I grow up I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.