THE TRUTH ABOUT CHILDREN

– A child will not spill on a dirty floor.

– A young child is a noise with dirt on it.

– An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

– Familiarity breeds children.

– Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

– If you have trouble getting your children’s attention, just sit down and look comfortable.

– It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they’ll know as little as their parents.

– Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

– You can learn many things from children … like how much patience you have.

– Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.

One Liner
Most people drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol.